van halen

so im listenin to the radio, as you all have known me to do. and what comes on? "hot for teacher"

i will have you know i hate these fuckin cocksuckers so bad, i turned the station to nickleback's "this afternoon" and left it because it was better than listenin to david lee roth squeal like a fuckin bitch.

just to clarify, so theres no grey area here: both bands lick each others dirty brown assholes after they've thoroughly gaped one another with their own penises.

.....just ........so were clear.