this all seems harmless enough right? but then we get out the 10lb chubber and its all down hill from there (no i dont mean erics donger):
i love that we fashioned a yamaka outta foil for steindl...one of many items created this weekend for jeff from aluminum foil
now it is at this point (if youre not familiar with our fascination with foil) it gets a little weird...
mike........love the enthusiasm!
now by about this time its probably....wait i can tell you - gotta love digital pics....3 am and were all shitfaced. now we saw some larpers reportedly lurking around the other cabin aka tear room. so we thought well fuck we have our own action hero right here! lets get him in the game! we all get in my car (dont drink and drive....this is a public service annoucement from your insurance agent) and drive shitfaced over to the larpers whereabouts - which is three doors down (no not that faggety band) from the tear room. team bravo was out scouting for the larpers which were no where to be found. however team alpha had alumicock(tm) primed and ready
so we run around the cabins peering in windows and just overall being perverts when we hear what sounds to be a live exorcism - i cant describe the noise....like a dead limp body being repeatedly dropped on the floor from the top bunk of a bed...combined with some kind of language ive never heard before with bitches yellin and speaking in tongues and just overall being obnoxious. i mean c'mon, this is a state park.
so we just so happen to have a set of keys to the tear room while dale and joe are still out larp busting. so we got a great idea. mike and i will .....mike and ike...sorry....mike and i will case our own cabin waiting for dale and joe to come back from larp banging meanwhile nick and alumicock will hide inside the tear room, camera ready, so that when dale and joe come back, alumicock can spring forth and spray dale and joe in the face with suprise while nick gets the shot!!
you cant tell, but ask dale...i dont think they were expecting alumicock
course....neither was i.....
so that was friday night. saturday we had a whole lotta drinking planned. and making grub. and a triumphant return of alumicock....but one thing at a time. you cant rush these things. we made some breakfast which consisted of eggs, fried cheddar bites, sausage and margarita's as jeff called them (they were bartles and james wine coolers)
after a duece or two or three we moved on to the preparation of the man loaf aka pork attack, sausage invasion, arterey clogger, hot sausage injection, swine orgasm...something along those lines. the recipe can be found here.
this is mikes "oh" face...which stands for onion face
and the finished result are these delicious beauties right here:
and while those bitches were cooking for 5 hours in the smoker we enjoyed some drinks, played some polish horeshoes as i call them, and decorated our christmas tree....
we started with a few decorations which grew in numbers as the night wore on....by the end of the night we (it was a collective group effort) had created a helmut, cape, armor, weaponry, and a whole lotta phallic shapped objects.....even a condom for the helmet cock...after all this group is all about safety first
and thanks to dale you can bring the action home too with the new trading game sweeping across larpers of all ages, ladies and gentlemen....get em while theyre hot.....
