just a little shitterhouse diddy

so i was sittin on the john while at work when i started to think of a song. i had the first line down when the tune to the song hit me. so i proceded to start the text so i could at least get the whole thing out and then i could always write it down later. none the less, without further adue, my smash hit:

i'm a little shithole (sung to the tune of i'm a little teapot)

i'm shitting from my poophole

plop plop plop

this is way way bigger than

my motherfucking cock

i'm straining and pushing but

it feels like a goddamned rock

it couldnt be some rabbit turds

its gotta be a whole fucking lot

i'm shitting from my poophole

plop plop plop

that shit is copyrighted fuckers!