van halen

so im listenin to the radio, as you all have known me to do. and what comes on? "hot for teacher"

i will have you know i hate these fuckin cocksuckers so bad, i turned the station to nickleback's "this afternoon" and left it because it was better than listenin to david lee roth squeal like a fuckin bitch.

just to clarify, so theres no grey area here: both bands lick each others dirty brown assholes after they've thoroughly gaped one another with their own penises.

.....just ........so were clear.

just a little shitterhouse diddy

so i was sittin on the john while at work when i started to think of a song. i had the first line down when the tune to the song hit me. so i proceded to start the text so i could at least get the whole thing out and then i could always write it down later. none the less, without further adue, my smash hit:

i'm a little shithole (sung to the tune of i'm a little teapot)

i'm shitting from my poophole

plop plop plop

this is way way bigger than

my motherfucking cock

i'm straining and pushing but

it feels like a goddamned rock

it couldnt be some rabbit turds

its gotta be a whole fucking lot

i'm shitting from my poophole

plop plop plop

that shit is copyrighted fuckers!