so this morning im rummaging through the closet looking for something that fits - i sound like a woman dont i? - when i come across a shirt i havent worn in a while. i throw it on and look in the mirror and proceed to ask my wife if this shirt is too small? does it make me look fat?
to which she replies "no i think it fits really good in fact i predict you'll get some compliments on that shirt today."
so i say, "you predict i'll get some compliments today? since when do you speak fortune teller?"
so what better cologne to pair with a shirt im predicted to get compliments on than the gas station attendant attractant? perhaps i'll see if he's around on my lunch break......im such a tease
1 comment:
So.... you aren't a woman?
By the way that shirt looks fabulous on you. It's perfectly snug. Shows off your rack...or not... I sill can't tell.
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