to all you guys out there - forget the cards and chocolates and flowers and go with this simple text:
to the wife....(its unseasonably warm today (as in 54 degrees))
me: ready to drink and grill
her: me too!
me: ready to stuff your meat sock
her: wtf does that mean?
me: lmao i'm just being dumb....its a lovely way of sayin i wanna make love
her: well thats ok then :)
me: i know it is
may all your valentines day wishes come true and may all of your meat socks be filled to the brim!
